I beg to differ.
Yeah, because I used to worry about not being accepted. Or getting beat up. Or breaking my skull. Or losing my best friend. Or being homeless. Or being unemployed. Or the death of a close family member. Or living through another war. Or Jay Leno taking back The Tonight Show from Conan. And none of it ever…hey, wait, that all happened. Fuck you, person who lied to me in the sign!