Silver

Logan felt disappointed. He’d served hors d’oeuvres to a bunch of celebrities, but hadn’t seen any producers.

He thought he’d ask an actor, but they were all engrossed in conversations as they grabbed food off his tray. Then he saw Johnny Depp, sitting alone on a comfortable-looking chair.

“I could get in trouble for talking to you, Mr. Depp, but I was wondering how I should go about becoming an actor.”

Johnny stood up and cried “Hi-yo, Silver!” and galloped away.

Logan mumbled “That’s not Tonto’s line,” and sulked off to the kitchen for another tray of food.