Still mad about President Obama’s re-election? For only $15.35, you can buy your way into an alternate sci-fi universe where
Spock has a beardMitt Romney is president.
Read all about it in “Romney Readiness Project: Retrospective & Lessons Learned,” a 139-page report in which Willard’s transition team describes their plans for the Romney Administration. Spoiler alert: the Romney Administration would be a lot like listening to a management consultant give a PowerPoint presentation on brand synergy in a hot and crowded conference room. For four to eight years.
Highlights of the report include the statement “the White House staff is similar to a holding company,” the promise of “flow charts” for all departments to achieve “unity,” and plans for corporate management-consulting seminars.
Nothing on handshakefulness, though. Maybe that’s where the campaign went wrong.
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It wasn’t an election to Mitt; it was an attempted corporate acquisition.