Sure, here’s one. I may go to hell for this. I hope it’s worth it.
From the Book of John, chapter 8 (King Jimmy Version):
1: Jesus went unto the mount of tumblr.
2: And early in the morning he came again into the temple after seeing some reblogged porn, and all the people came unto him, for he was a pretty hot guy for a son of God; and he sat down, which is pretty gross when you consider all the coming that just went on.
3: And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had right-clicked and saved her in the midst,
4: They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. We were watching her through her window, but it was totally her fault.
5: Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou? Didst he mean with the ganja, or, like, with rocks and stuff?
6: This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger clicked on a link to a funny cat video, as though he heard them not.
7: So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that has never sent a dick pic among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
8: And again he stooped down, and checked some basketball scores.