The Black Angel Commands the Lightbulb
Let There Be Light
The Angels Beheld Intensively
It did not work as they hoped
And the Black Angel did say unto the Bulb, “Fiat Lux.” And the Bulb did nothing. But Old Woman Josie came unto the Angels who were gathered bewildered upon the Porch, and said to them, “You stick it in the socket up there and screw it in, to the right. Tighty-righty, lefty-loosey.” And the Black Angel did this, and the Angels were astonished at the wisdom of the Old Woman. And they did vow to remain at her side, for she had much to teach them, and gave them snacks.