My most recent twitter follower has this as his bio:
I give it 24 hours, tops, before he unfollows me. And that’s only because I’m heading to bed now and won’t be tweeting for quite a few hours.
Come to think of it, that guess is probably pretty high. I’ve had a LOT of people follow me lately who tout their conservatism in their bios, and I don’t think any of them have made it a full day yet.
I don’t know why they follow me in the first place, though. I mean, after reading Todd Akin’s latest “The mistake I made was in the words I said, not in the heart I hold" apology, the last tweet I sent before the most recent follow was:
But hey, only 2½ more months and the election will be over and then we can
put all this behind us start the next four-year cycle of division and fighting over the next election just like we’ve been doing since the year 2000. Crap.