Ever notice that the promotional shots from this movie always show the creature carrying the lady away from the water? “No, lady, it’s much too dangerous down there. Rogue waves, occasional explosions, the Parting of the Red Sea whenever studio tour trams come through…you’ll be much safer up here. Why are you fighting me? I’m only trying to help. *sigh* I knew I should have worn the life guard outfit instead of going naked.” High-res

Ever notice that the promotional shots from this movie always show the creature carrying the lady away from the water?

“No, lady, it’s much too dangerous down there. Rogue waves, occasional explosions, the Parting of the Red Sea whenever studio tour trams come through…you’ll be much safer up here. Why are you fighting me? I’m only trying to help. *sigh* I knew I should have worn the life guard outfit instead of going naked.”

(Source: amaryicanhorrorstory, via thingswithhornsandsaucereyes)

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