And now, back to your regularly scheduled psychosis
Wonder what the odds are of my dad calling today, on my birthday? For those keeping score at home, I’ve not heard a word since the last time he called, on the 7th, and my stepdad told him to call back because I was pooping. I don’t want him to call, but I still wonder if he will.
Or, as one person planted in my head, wonder what the odds are of him dying today on my birthday…sort of a “Haha, now you’ll NEVER stop thinking about me, at least once a year” move?