The loneliest moment in someones life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
I KNEW THIS WAS JUST A PICTURE OF A DOG WITH A WIG. I KNEW.
BUT WHEN I SAW IT. MY STOMACH FUCKING DROPPED OUT OF MY BODY, OKAY.
I’m so sad
Here’s the thing.
Transphobes will still hate trans people regardless of how nice we are.
Queerphobes will hate queer people regardless of how nice we are.
Sexists will still hate women regardless of how nice we are.
Racists will still hate people of color regardless of how nice we are.
It doesn’t matter what we say or how we say it, they will still hate. And if your “support” is totally dependent on oppressed people’s tone and attitude, then you weren’t a supporter to begin with.
This is completely incorrect. If that was the case, how has change come about in any way then? I’m not saying it’s not okay to be angry, trust me I understand how well anger can fuel your desire to battle adversity and persecution. However, shouting insults with little to no actual logical argument to stand on will never change another person’s opinion on a topic.
I calmly and kindly spoke with a homophobe about their views and why they were wrong, and ten minutes later I had them sobbing in my arms telling me about how they were Gay and sent to this terrible reform program and only bullied others because they reflected the hate onto themselves and thought it might “fix” them.
Also, in the end, we kind of want to teach people that their ideals are wrong. This hate comes from things unknown and not understood, so while getting angry might make YOU feel better, do you remember your teachers at school who yelled at you and insulted you?
Our teachers at out French school would yell at us for speaking English in the school.
Did it make us want to speak French more? No. It made us HATE the French language and speak English to our teachers out of spite.
Q:your tags straight up told a sto r y how even did that happen
I’m gonna chalk it up to the fact that my life is very boring, and that means my tags probably tend to follow a theme over time.
That or it was just a bit of luck.
It probably shouldn’t bother me this much that the Game Show Network changed their morning lineup, but it’s seriously messing with my flow.
Bill Clinton’s shade-filled letter to Don Imus is a goddamn masterpiece.
This is actually legit (it’s on page 20 of this pdf from the Clinton Library).
I’m a little bummed, though, that they left out some potential comedic material that was put forward for use on page 19 (preceded by a photo of Don Imus for reference):
RECORD TYPE: PRESIDENTIAL (NOTES MAIL)
CREATOR: Mark Katz <firstname.lastname@example.org> ( Mark Katz <markatz®earthlink.net> [ UNKNOWN ] )
CREATION DATE/TIME:20-0CT-1999 15:53:31.00
TO: Jeffrey A. Shesol ( CN=Jeffrey A. Shesol/OU=WHO/O=EOP [ WHO ] )
TO: Jordanindc@aol.com ( Jordanindc@aol.com [UNKNOWN] )
Here is my first crack of material and a raiding of my humor archive from other roasts. It’s a start.
Thank you Jordan for converting my name to an adjective, Katzian, which I much prefer to Katzesque (more forceful and easier to spell.) Can’t wait until this material undergoes the process of Tamagnoration.
Why do pols & wonks line up to go on Imus in the Morning. They’ve listen to it carefully and figured out that when compared to Imus, anyone can be funny!
What I want to know, where does he find these lackeys and laugh at his alleged witticism? I understand he found [name] when he was the only idiot cackling hysterically one night at the Improv when Emo Philips was performing.
Don Imus is the thinking man’s Grease Man.
Imus was right to say the people who object to his humor are too uptight. All those people who find him material objectionable are the same uptight dolts who didn’t see the humor in ethnic cleansing.
Imus does not have a good history of well-received DC appearances. In fact, every time he steps in front of a microphone here in Washington, FEMA declares a state of alert.
God bless Imus. He is always doing charity events. Of course, with that face, Imus could be the poster child for most any affliction. Scurvy. Consumption. Cow Pox. Small Pox. Pox Classic. Sugar Corn Pox. Mio-cardio-infarcations [sp?] Hat Hair. The Shakes.
Just by putting his face on their fundraising pamphlet, last year $900,000 dollars was raised for the sufferers of rigor mortis.
!MUS BOOK AWARDS
Imus is not exactly a man of letters. Have you ever been in the studio with him? He can’t read ad copy on the air without moving his lips!
This is probably the most press Don Imus has had since his “nappy-headed hos" comment in 2009.
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
#You see Juliets parents found her blog and were really pissed so she had to pretend to delete to appease them#but a friend showed her how to do a fake not found page and she just changed her url for a while#she tried to tell Romeo but tumblr ate the ask#Next time I will explain how Iago fooled Othello with photoshopped screencaps from Roderigo’s twitter
Brian Williams (of NBC News) - Gin and Juice
If the concept is familiar, it’s because there was a similar cut of Brian Williams doing Rapper’s Delight a couple months ago.
"I abide by all of Nevada state laws, but I don’t recognize United States government as even existing." (source — the screen cap is from the part of the video that shows him saying it)
Then why the hell do you fly the American flag?
Kind of meaningless to stand under the flag of a nation that you don’t believe in, isn’t it?