July 2012
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Accusation
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Logan.”
“Bullshit you don’t, Kyle. It was here just a minute ago. I know you took it.”
“Took what?”
“My fucking pen, you asshole! You know it was a gift from my grandfather. It’s special to me, and you fucking stole it!”
“Why in the world would I— wait, turn your...
June 2012
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WatchWait, the news (CNN and FOX News) reported completely 180º wrong information?
Color me shocked.
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Camp Walmart
So a couple days ago my friend and I drove down to Buena Park to visit Portillo’s, a hot dog place from Chicago that has set up shop out west. They also have great burgers, Polish and Italian sausages, and Italian beef sandwiches. In Chicago, they also have amazing ribs, but for some reason the west coast locations don’t have those. Anyway, if you have a Portillo’s near you and...
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salutationtothestars replied to your post: Kenny’s Big Adventure
That sounds harrowing, but I’m glad you made it out fine and dandy! Also I hate to admit that I basically imagined CP’s cabin crew running around doing all those things you mentioned. But I did.
I was seriously imagining the same thing. The following scene (gifs and all) ran through my head:
Carolyn: “Well, just put...
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Kenny's Big Adventure
When I logged off on Saturday morning, it was finally sinking in that I was about to go on an adventure.
I just didn’t expect it to be quite so adventurous.[[MORE]]
My flight out of Portland was uneventful. Of my four flights, it’s the only one that went as planned.
I landed in San Jose at noon (do you know how much it sucks to get the song “Do You Know the Way to San...
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Well, time to go catch a flight. Hope I don’t die.
If you hear about a plane going down on the left coast today between Portland and San Jose, or San Jose and Burbank, it’s been fun!
bemusedlybespectacled:
nintendoggystyle:
i miss being a fetus
Republicans cared about me then.
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I’m sad because I’m seeing all these wonderful reviews for Brave, and I can’t go see it.
I’ve been unemployed for just shy of 2 years now, so my first chance to see it will most likely be when it comes out on DVD and my sister buys it for her kids and maybe lets me borrow it.
By then, I’m sure I will have seen all the spoilers.
Oh well.
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Loading up the iPod for a couple plane rides.
I’m heading down to L.A. in the morning to hang out with my best friend since the old high school days (damn, can’t believe it’s been 20 years since I graduated). He’s flying me down for the weekend.
I know I’m going to load up Song of the South because I’ve never seen it (it’s not available in the U.S. due...
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tina-blaine:
church of england you can’t preach about equal marriage “fundamentally changing the meaning of marriage” and “diluting” marriage when you were created so that henry viii could divorce Catherine of Aragon
I’m dead and gone to Snark Heaven
#it is literally funny because it’s true
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Even if you make $11 an hour and work full time...
Please, tell me more about how people are only in poverty because they’re lazy.
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salutationtothestars:
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