Must be nice to be able to do stuff on a whim. My parents just got home. They’d been gone all day, though I didn’t know where they were. I figured they were pre-bowling for their bowling league, since they are going on vacation in a few days. I was partly right. Turns out they decided, at the spur of the moment, to go out after bowling and buy a brand new car. On top of that,...
Gotye: But you didn't have to cut me off...
Glee: Make it like it never happened and that we were nothing...
Walk Off The Earth: And I don't even need your love...
Gotye: what's going on
Fun.: But you treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough...
Ingrid Michaelson: No you didn't have to stoop so low...
Gotye: I'm supposed to sing that guise
Your Favorite Martian: Have your friends collect your records and then change your number...
Gotye: srsly guise
Sam Tsui: I guess that I don't need that though...
The Internet: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW.
The World: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW!
How about… …no.
OK, for those who didn’t get the Magnus Pyke...
an orchestra tuning I love this. The way you...
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
If only I had enough hair to flow in the wind.
How Florida Gov. Rick Scott Could Steal The... →
thisbrokenwheel: And yet, it’s Republicans who always cry out in fear of voter fraud. But then I suppose no one fears being robbed more than a thief. If you have to cheat to win, guess what? Your ideas suck. If you live in Florida, contact the county and make sure you’re still registered. Or register again. Whatever it takes. Don’t let Florida hand the election to the wrong guy...
My dad’s widow called today. She called just to let me know that he had left some money to my older sister (same parents) and my younger sister (same mother, but he was not the father and knew it — it’s why he and my mom divorced 30 years ago). The kids that he adopted with her are getting a cut. But she wanted me to know that I wasn’t getting anything. I guess she wanted...
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
kamrabbit asked: How much money would it take for you to cut off your pinkie finger (actual amount required)?
onlyonemee replied to your post: Wouldn’t you know… It’s been, what, 15 minutes… But think of those lives you can enrich while you may have the opportunity. : ) That’s one reason that I told her to go ahead and put in a good word for me. Maybe the Disney in me can bring out the kid in some of them. If I end up working there, it’ll be my goal to keep a smile on their faces...
Wouldn’t you know… It’s been, what, 15 minutes since I finished that post? And my mom just got word about one of her favorite residents dying today after she left work. I don’t know if I’ve got that in me to deal with on a regular basis. But I’m in no position to be picky about work, so I’d still have to try if they offer it.
My mom wanted to know if I wanted her to talk to the assisted living facility where she works about me working there (“assisted living facility” is what we used to just call an “old folks’ home” until my grandma went into one…and ended up at he same one where my mom currently works). She said that there weren’t any openings, but some people may be...
me: hey I just met you and-
me: why are you walking away
I would make such a horrible companion
The Doctor: Okay where should we go t-
The Doctor: But we just w-
justblamechris asked: Howdy Mr. Vee! What's your favorite regional colloquialism? In SW Ohio, people say "bath'd" instead of bathed. Like if you said "bath" and added a d. Actually, it annoys me. Anyhow, I digress.
Here’s what’s on NASA TV: Here’s what they aren’t showing inside the Dragon capsule:
crocpunch replied to your video: A friend asked for a music recommendation on… I know most hardcore DT fans dislike Falling Into Infinity, but I think it’s their best album. Honestly, when it comes to most bands I get into one or two albums, then I sort of have my fill and stick with what I know. For example, Pearl Jam’s Ten and vs. are forever ingrained into my head, but only a...