September 2011
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PSA: Evangelical Atheists
kristincasablancas:
I’ve known and dated some of the biggest assholes galaxy-wide, so that you don’t have to. Along the way, I’ve noticed a few common themes and this is one. It’s probably going to be a bore and since it’s typed on this phone - expect typos.
The fanbases of Dawkins & Randi seem (if not wholly) comprised of assholes. Here an asshole, there an asshole. Everywhere an...
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imperfectly-yours replied to your post: ericarosie replied to your post: (♥♥,) — Bisous,…
Hahaha! Sorry guys, I’m a real French twat, always showing off to people who don’t speak it.
That’s OK, it keeps me on my toes!
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sweetheatherbee replied to your post: If you still have the “Nuevo! Tumblr en Espanol”…
Have I told you lately that I love you? I do. It’s like you read my mind. Can you come update my website for me now? It’s causing some stress;)
You know what they say, everybody has a price. And being unemployed, mine’s pretty low. For a bottle of booze and a pack or two of smokes, I’ll...
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If you still have the “Nuevo! Tumblr en Espanol” thingy on your page and you want it to go away, click it. It will take you to your settings. There’s an option to choose your language. It’s already on English. Click “Save settings.” Red announcement thingy goes away.
I wonder why they don’t have it say “新しい！日本のスキ！” or “Yeni!Türkçe olarak...
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molotovcoqteez replied to your post: What is the most extreme weather you have ever…well…weathered?
Wow! Rainy fireworks would be fun to watch! Did it make them look hazier? Any different?
Surprisingly they worked more or less the same…I expected a few fizzles from wet fireworks and no not be able to see them well, but they showed up wonderfully…I guess the clouds were high to not...
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ericarosie replied to your post: (♥♥,) — Bisous, bisous!
Ah, mais c’est francais, tu n’avais pas su?
J’ai pensé qu’il était français, mais je ne sais pas français. Sauf pour les frites. Je dirai, cependant, que le français a une certaine “I do not know.”
imperfectly-yours asked: (♥♥,) -- Bisous, bisous!
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molotovcoqteez asked: What is the most extreme weather you have ever...well...weathered?
Hehe, I just saw a graphic of a ghost that said “If you don’t reblog this scary picture you’ll die.”
I’ll take my chances.
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“50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him...”
– Aziz Ansari on Letterman last night, explaining his spotting of 50 Cent at a restaurant in NYC (via culturalcloseup) (via andria)
…Oh, fiddy.
(via wittygirlsdontexist)
This is mostly for people who have followed me recently.
I see a lot of people begging for people to ask them questions. Just to be clear, this does not bother me in the slightest. Sometimes I even decide to think of one for them.
But back when I was homeless, I never begged for money (granted, I had a job at the time, so I was pretty upper-crust as far as homeless people go). If I’m not...
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molotovcoqteez:
So I wore my gay pride shirt to school today.
blondekittysilliness:
And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to...
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Not to stir up shit, but...
…how long do you think it’ll be before people start wondering the REAL reason public transportation was shut down in New York City? I’m not saying that this is what happened, but there sure was a lot of time where nobody was able to “be vigilant” right before a very largely-known ten-year anniversary when all eyes will be on NYC.
I mean, I’m thinking worst-case...
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molotovcoqteez replied to your post: “The trouble is,” he said, “is that things never get better, they just stay the same, only more so.”
“Let’s just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he’d be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting ‘All gods are bastards.’” -also Rincewind…and cheer up n_n
That’s...
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han-solo-cup replied to your post: It’s been over 7 months since I screwed up my…
I had a friend who dislocated her shoulder & it kept popping out so she had to get a surgery done to tighten the muscles in her arm…hopefully that won’t happen to you!
I hope not too! I couldn’t afford to get it set, I certainly can’t afford a surgery. But I have a feeling that’s along...
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It’s been over 7 months since I screwed up my shoulder (to those just tuning in, I dislocated it back in January and couldn’t afford to go to a doctor).
Before I went to bed yesterday afternoon, I forced myself to move it in ways that were very painful, because I’m sick of not being able to use it. I was quite literally in tears from the pain of lifting my arm using my shoulder,...
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"The trouble is," he said, "is that things never...
Rincewind the Wizzard, Terry Pratchett’s Eric
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chlooee replied to your post: 1998
I saw a little tornado once… It was in the distance so we sat watching this tiny little funnel not doing much.
I think that would be cool. At the same time, I don’t want to see devastation. I’ve seen some of those storm chaser shows on TV, and when it shows one obliterating a house my heart breaks. And trying to pretend an asshole lived there...
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1998
Back when I lived in Illinois, tornado sirens started wailing when I was at work one day at the movie theater I used to manage. We were a big brick building and I decided to be the guy who went outside and told everyone to come inside.
People were waiting in line at our outdoor box office, which we had already pulled our cashier out of to get them away from all that glass. People thought they...
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Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women PREGNANCY Q &A
holidayze:
Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex? A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational. A: So what’s your...
LIBYA
bobofay:
Did you know this about Libya? Some other facts (that mainstream media will never disclose) about “Gaddafi and Libya: Loans to Libyan citizens are given with NO interest. Students would get paid the average salary for the profession they are studying for. If you are unable to get employment the state would pay the full salary as if you were employed until you find employment. When...
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