Loneliness is energy. Powerful as hell. People kill themselves sick on...– Henry Rollins, The Iron (via everpink) If you figure out how, let me know.
What if, you know, you just got home late, and instead of sitting down and...– I WILL NOT LIE. I WROTE THIS A WHILE AGO. AND IT STILL CRACKS ME UP. (via salutationtothestars)
joshbratton: “Bored at work” means it’s time to start trying out the new accent, I’ve been working on, to the customers. Trust me, this is fun. Especially when your coworkers are in the back room laughing their asses off at your terrible English accent while you try to keep going with a straight face. Ah, memories.
My idiot brother-in-law just told my stepdad that...
When you [accidentally] do something cool
therealninjawriter: This is the main street of Disneyland. There were these awesome balloons that flashed colors and I couldn’t resist taking a video of them. Why in the world didn’t I think of this?
Why the hell would I tell you this stuff?
Thank you. I still consider us friends, even if we have never met, and most likely never will meet. Anyone who is willing to put the pretend online persona stuff aside and not only read what I have to say, but be willing to raise a hand and say “me too” is special to me. I’m very lucky to have several people like that on tumblr. One thing I’ve learned as I’ve...
mixedbeatsandtechnodrinks asked: There may be a gap in our age a bit, but I have this reoccurring feeling each time you post something. I feel as though we'd be great friends if we knew each other personally.
We need to go deeper
I like that so many of you are enjoying my “look at this cool shit I found on the internet” posts, but this is tumblr. Once in a while I have to go all emo on you. Before late last year, I hadn’t seen my dad since I was 18, and he hadn’t really been a part of my life since 6th grade, although in between I would see him once in a great while. I held a grudge for years. When...
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
How people use their fans
tinaayy: Rich People: Poor people: Idiots:
To new followers
I see I’ve gained several new followers tonight. I’ve also mostly been posting stupid shit I find in random corners of the internet. Just want to give you fair warning that this isn’t always what I do. If you unfollow later when I start being me again, I’ll understand.