May 2013
“A student blows up at a teacher, drops the F-bomb. The usual approach at Lincoln...”
– Lincoln High School in Walla Walla, WA, tries new approach to school discipline — suspensions drop 85% (via mchotdog)
blusherlock:
“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
Teen Who Was Expelled From School For Science... →
ikenbot:
thescienceofreality:
“Kiera Wilmot made an honest mistake, but the police were trying to throw away her life with a felony. After the community stood up for the girl, the charges were dropped, and she was allowed to move on with her life. Well, her greatness is really starting to shine, as she was recently granted several extraordinary opportunities through scholarship offers she...
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Every time I see a food post tagged/referred to as “porn,” I picture that hamburger’s mother sobbing and wondering where she went wrong, and the Pizza’s father getting angry and heading out to kick some chef ass because that bastard must have lied to it’s pizza son/daughter and offered them a “modeling” job that turned out to be way more than modeling.
...
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The Seattle Times is reporting three minor injuries, no fatalities in the bridge collapse, and say that everybody is accounted for.
Investigators, at least at this point, think that a truck with an oversize load* struck the bridge, causing the collapse, but that finding is not final.
*According to this tweet, this is the truck that hit the bridge:
I’m going to stop monitoring it...
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phantomboats replied to your photo: Fun fact: The bridge that collapsed today is on a…
my friend had a panic attack today because her dad drives over that bridge every day and she couldnt get ahold of him
I hope he’s OK (as well as everyone else, naturally).
I wonder if he’s the guy who got off the bridge right before it happened?
“One man, who had just crossed...
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benedizzle-cumberwubwubwub:
mystkamm:
i-am-fangirl-here-me-squeel:
alldolleddown:
iamsofreakingfetch:
And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative.
His eyes were as blue as the blue liquid used in commercials for Always Pads.
his eyes were as blue as my tumblr dashboard
His eyes were as blue as a really blue thing
Her...
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Boy Scouts of America lifts ban on gay youth →
GRAPEVINE, Texas — In a highly anticipated vote Thursday, the Boy Scouts of America lifted its ban on gay youth starting next year, the latest sign of a shift in American attitudes toward gays and lesbians.
I wonder if the Boy Scouts of America will be returning the badges sent in by Eagle Scouts to protest the exclusion of gay youth, perhaps with an extra badge for standing up for equality when...
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“I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for...”
– Jonathan Carroll (via pureblyss)
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cookcraftcuss replied to your photo: When this petition started, the threshold to get a…
Because theyre never going to declare them a hate group. Theyre not violent.
They are not violent, but they do most definitely advocate and practice animosity and hatred. In fact, Canada and England have banned members of the “church” from entering their countries because of it.
The...
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Time to try this sleep thing I’ve heard so much about.
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The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Bob and Linda.
“In one 1962 survey roughly 90 percent of White people believed Black children...”
– (Unpacking the Snowflake - Kevin M. Hemer)
In 1962— before Civil Rights legislation, when Black people were literally having their houses bombed for moving into white neighborhoods, and Black neighborhoods were being bombed in entirety for having nice houses, white people were literally releasing...
nerdfighter13812:
ohanameansfandom:
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
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“…already Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla., says he will insist that any federal disaster...”
– Roll Call (via brooklynmutt)
What an asshole.
(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)
Fuck him.
(via stoneagechronicles)
Once again proving that many conservatives lack any sense of compassion and human decency
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
Only true April (and maybe early May) bloggers get this post.
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Tornado Survivor Finds Dog During TV Interview →
Miraculous stories of survival emerge after one of the strongest tornadoes in history tore through an Oklahoma suburb.
Because sometimes you need a happy moment to counteract all the sad ones surrounding it.
I was just checking in on the Open Carry March crowd (4,656 people so far signed up for the armed revolt in DC on July 4th).
Several of the people there are saying that Washington DC’s laws against open carry of firearms is unconstitutional, and others are passing a link to a White House petition to demand that they not enforce the law that day.
And yet the constitutionality of DC’s...
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
Exclamation: Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !! →
tyleroakley:
vh1:
usatoday:
shortformblog:
yahoo:
I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!
We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and…
Note to Yahoo: If you post images in text posts, they...
snapchatting:
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
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I’ve just updated my sidebars on my blogs.
I wasn’t sure if I was going to publicly claim a couple of the blogs…
I’m not asking for follows on those blogs. If you want to follow, that’s great, but don’t feel like I’m expecting it. In the case of two of them, they’re on completely separate tumblr accounts so if you follow one of those...
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selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
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tin-pan-ali:
I’m crying and laughing so hard because I made this post to point out how fucking moronic everyone is being about Yahoo! and people are GETTING ANGRY ABOUT A FAKE YAHOO! TWITTER POST ON A POST I MADE TO SHOW HOW STUPID PEOPLE GETTING ANGRY ABOUT A FAKE YAHOO! TWITTER POST WAS
I’ve seen several fake Yahoo tweets tonight, and it just makes me think…like, people know how...
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himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
