Mini Mobile Robotic Printer by ZUtA Labs Ltd [kickstarter]
As a person that printers NEVER work for, this thing strikes fear into my heart…
I’ll be just chilling, surfing tumblr, and from the other room hear a muffled “ree ree ree ree” sound. It’s darker than midnight in the room except for the small desk light illuminating my table and laptop.
"Ree ree ree ree…. Ree ree ree"
I know that sound.
I had just finished the last chapter of my novel and hit print page. All I have to do is go get it and my work is complete.
"Ree… REE REE REE"
I’ll never get it in time. I know it’s coming for me. I knew I shouldn’t have disturbed it slumber. I spot it in the corner.
"reee reee re re reee"
I don’t think it saw me…
It’s coming right for me! Oh fuck, oh shit!
I’m backing into a corner, it’s relentless in it’s approach, glowing blue, a blue that should be calming and peaceful but to me it looks like ice, it’s just cold and menacing.
The next morning when I came to I was alone. I stumbled to the bathroom to and as I passed the mirror I caught a look at myself.
"YOU’RE, YOUR GET IT RIGHT"
"I after E except after C"
"If you use they’re, there, or their incorrectly ever again, you’re going to regret it"
My face is covered in the rules of proper writing. I stare at my face in disbelief.
I whipped around looking for the culprit of that horrifying noise and think I just catch a glimpse of that, that thing. It’s just my imagination… I hope.
Printers just never work for me…